benchies

A word only used by charlatan professors and their adopted chimpanzee apprentices. As slang, the word is mis-used commonly to describe benches, as said apprentices (although, more particularly Luke Triton) have no imagination at all.
> "Yep, that's a bench. Sure is... benchy."- Luke Triton
> "LUKE TRITON! YOU BENCHY LITTLE TWAT."- Don Paolo