shikses

noun. (SHICK suh) Any [not Jewish] woman, usually a blonde [courve] that every lovely [Jewish mother] fears her son will marry.
> Mordecai: Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about.
> Ma: (To herself: Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...
> Mordecai: (To himself: Oh fuck!)
> Sue: "Smith" Mrs. Goldfarb.
> Ma: Lovely name, what was it [before] dear?
> Ma: (To herself: Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a [courve], I hope the neighbors didn't see her.)
> Sue: Before what Mrs. Goldfarb?
> Mordecai: (To himself: Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?)
> Ma: You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) [shpilkus]. Lovely to meet you Sue.