tagnut

A small rounded off piece of excriment that clings on to the hair around the bumhole. Can only be removed with thumb and index finger,thus, creating quite a stink
> GIRL: " ooohh, you dirty boy, lick me bumhole too"
> LAD: " FUCK!!!! you dirty bitch, not only do you have a hairy arse but its full of Tagnuts"
> GIRL: "pick em off for us then"
> LAD: " get to fuck, put your [Clobber] back on and leave quietly before I punch your cunt in"